3.30.2010

052. | I am not a whore, but I like to do it!

**WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED BY COARSE LANGUAGE/PARTIAL NUDITY**

*Ahem.*

Random ideas + alcohol + stressed out brains + crazy friends = amazing mash-up idea (y'know, Glee-style).

LMFAO's "Shots" + 30H!3's "Starstrukk" + Pitbull's "Hotel Room Service"

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"Starstrukk Hotel Room Shots"

Hey, fucker!

I want everybody to stop what they're doing.
Now if you know you're with somebody you're gonna take to the hotel room tonight, make some noise...
Yeah, all the alcoholics, where you at?
Let's go. Hey!

Forget about your boyfriend and meet me in the hotel.
You can bring your girlfriends and meet me in the hotel.
Nice legs, Daisy Dukes, makes a man go whoo-whoo.
That's the way they all come through, like whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo.

She like that freaky stuff; 2 in the OH! and 1 in the AH!
2 plus 2, I'm gon' undress you.
Tight jeans, double d's makes a man go whoo-whoo!
2 plus 2, I'm gon' undress you.
But first...

Shots, shots, shots, sho-sho-shots
Shots shots, sho-sho-shots
Shots shots sho-sho shots
EVERYBODY!
Shots, shots, shots, sho-sho-shots
Shots shots, sho-sho-shots
Shots shots sho-sho shots


Meet me at the hotel room.
We at the hotel, motel, holiday inn.
We're gonna go 3 and 3 and you gon' undress me.
Then we're gon' go 4 and 4, we gonna freak some more.
But first...

Patrones on the rocks and I'm ready for some shots.
So cups in the air; everybody, let's take shots!
We came to get crunk, how bout you?
Bottles up, let's go round 2!

Shots, shots, shots, sho-sho-shots
Shots shots, sho-sho-shots
Shots shots sho-sho shots
EVERYBODY!
Shots, shots, shots, sho-sho-shots
Shots shots, sho-sho-shots
Shots shots sho-sho shots

Tight jeans, double d's, makin' me go whoo-whoo.
All the people on the street know whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo.
I just set them up, just to knock them down.
L-O-V-E's just another word I'll never learn to pronounce.

Put them fingers in yo mouth, uh, open up yo blouse.
Pull that g-string south, I'm leavin' my fingerprints out.
Cause we came to party; everybody, let's go!

Shots, shots, shots, sho-sho-shots
Shots shots, sho-sho-shots
Shots shots sho-sho shots
EVERYBODY!
Shots, shots, shots, sho-sho-shots
Shots shots, sho-sho-shots
Shots shots sho-sho shots

Now gimme that sweet, sweet, sweet, nasty L-O-V-E
Just gimme that sweet, sweet, sweet, nasty L-O-V-E
Just gimme that sweet, sweet, sweet, nasty L-O-V-E
Their panties hit the ground every time I give them shots.

Iced out, lit up, make the kids go whoo-whoo.
Gimme that sweet, nasty, gushy stuff and I'll tell ya what to do.
Push it, baby, push it, baby, out of control.
I got my guns on tight and I'm ready to blow!

Now where my alcoholics? Let me see yo hands up!
(Shots, shots, shots, shots.)
If ya feelin' drunk, yo gon' get fucked up.
(Fucked up, shots, shots.)

Shots, shots, shots, sho-sho-shots
Shots shots, sho-sho-shots
Shots shots sho-sho shots
EVERYBODY!
Shots, shots, shots, sho-sho-shots
Shots shots, sho-sho-shots
Shots shots sho-sho shots

Meet me at the hotel, motel, holiday inn.

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Now I just need to find someone with a videocamera and some rap skills...
And these pictures will have to serve your imagination for the time being since I haven't yet made a shitty music video.




1 comment:

  1. Your blog is pretty eccentric (: I enjoyed it.

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