I can't pay my rent but I'm fucking gorgeous!

"Semi Precious Weapons (New Version)" by Semi Precious Weapons. 

Justin Tranter (vocalist) is the sexiest man alive. Even sexier than Lady Gaga. (OHYEAHTHAT'SRIGHT, I. WENT. THERE.) Y'all should buy his jewelry RIGHT HURR (CLICK OR DIE)! I know I would if I had the money. Sigh...

N-E-WAYSS. Speaking of beautiful people...

I KNOW THIS GIRL!!!

THIS is my bff A. SHE'S IN A FRICKIN' MAGAZINE AD! OHHMYYGGOOSSHHH. <33 (It's the September 2010 issue of Seventeen, for all you skeptics out there. The ad's pretty close to the front.) She's the most beautiful girl I know, inside AND out. We've been friends for 11 years, and I can't imagine a better person to have on my side!

THEN. (She's the princess. I'm Harry Potter.)

NOW. (She's in purple. I'm in yellow.)

SAY WHAT, SAY WHAT?! Oh, how we've grown up... Congrats, A. ♥

Lastly - but not least...ly? - I danced my ass off last Friday night (on speakers at the bar) wearing the following:

I have no eyes. Oops. And it was dark. So umm. Bad combo. (And also, bad photo quality.)

Handcuff necklace - gift. Black tank - Bootlegger. Orange knit shirt - Urban Behavior. Bracelets - bought in China (jade; on left wrist); Claire's (silver; on right wrist). Black liquid leggings - Sirens.

BAD IDEA. Layers on top + skintight bottoms + blister-inducing flats (not pictured, but they're damn cute and leopard print!) + jumping around on speakers = PAIN AND COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SWEAT. Needless to say I probably scared off more than a few cute guys with my stench and horrid facial expressions of pain and heat exhaustion.

So, all in all, a fun time.

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xoxo, madlove. ♥

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055. | Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones, wake up now!

Is it wrong of me to think that LiLo and SaMANtha are just too cute for words?






Favorite celesbian couple. Ever. <3 (Not to mention the fact that Sam is pretty much the best ever for being the only person in 6 billion who doesn't judge LiLo and beat-er-down.)

Thoughts?

035. | I've got my nautical-themed pashmina afghan.

Watched the Lovely Bones with S and stuffed myself full of greasy, pimple-inducing theatre popcorn last night. It was a good time. Although the movie was really excellent, I do enjoy the book more. (Isn't that always the case?) The special effects were done better than I had anticipated, and Mr. Harvey was sufficiently nightmare-inspiringly-creepy, while Susie was sufficiently innocent and naive. (Oh, and yay for an actual plotline!)



Saoirse Ronan is definitely on my radar now. The girl can dress! (And, um, act. ^^')









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ps. Semester 2 > Semester 1. Just sayin'. (I don't even mind the ridiculous amounts of math I'm doing. I'm just glad I'm done Social FOREVER.)

034. | Creatures lie here, looking through the windows.

My recent model jealousy? Towards Tao Okamoto. This Japanese superbabe could make Crocs and a Snuggie look cute. Sigh. If only I had those long, lithe legs... (At least I've got the hair!)

032. | Ya gotta rub me the right way.

Mrs. XXX-tina Aguilera.

I love this girl. She's changed so much over the years, both vocally and stylistically (is that even a word? - she can make pregnancy sexy!), yet legions of fans adore her every move. I have to admit that I haven't always been a fan, but her music is catchy and makes me dance. What more can I ask for?

Oh, and her music? Keeps gettin' better.

031. | I see her in a smokey room; the smell of wine and cheap perfume.

I am. OBSESSED. with GLEE.

I totally, openly admit that I'm a full-blown Gleek. I admit that seeing an ad on TV for the new April season makes me pee my pants (just a little). I admit that I re-watch season one on DVD obsessively, looking for little tidbits and lines that I may have missed before. I admit that I have memorized the "Glee-version" of all the songs that they sing, and know many of them better than the actual songs they're based on. I admit that I have memorized the "Single Ladies" dance on the football field and sometimes spontaneously burst into the routine.

I also admit that Kurt is the cutest, most well-dressed gay boy that I've ever seen, and that I wish he was my best friend (sorry, J, but you're still my favorite REAL gay guy). :D































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Studded blazer by Givenchy, $1,480 CAD
Blue flannel button-down by Chloe Sevigny for O.C., $305 CAD
Black waistcoat by All Saints, $95 CAD
White bowtie from amazon.com, $5.29 CAD
Grey biker waistcoat by Rick Owens, $1,680 CAD
Black messenger bag by Bally, $880 CAD
Gold oxford shoes by Forever 21, $26 CAD
Vintage bowler hat by Dunn and Co., price unknown
Gold and silver oxford shoes by H&M, price unknown
Plaid button-down shirt by A.P.C., $150 CAD
Red bow-tie, source and price unknown
White trench coat by K Karl Lagerfeld, $415 CAD
Linen tie vest by Sonia Rykiel, $915 CAD
Black super-skinny jeans by Ksubi, $170 CAD
Black and tan oxford booties by Jeffrey Campbell, $130 CAD

030. | Sheena is a parasite!

Sometimes, when I'm searching through artists for something to listen to on my iPod, I realize that I've let these precious British gems slip through the cracks. Again.




























I'm so sorry, The Horrors. Please forgive me? I promise to worship your over-gelled hair and running eyeliner forever!

...Ahem.

On another note, I (finally!) got the chance to watch Whip It last night, and boy oh boy is it good.




















Ellen Page is legit my favorite actress. EVER. She makes her characters all seem so real and emotionally complex, while coming off as genuine, rather than cheesy. Drew Barrymore also proved she had some directorial chops for this film. I was, I admit, a little surprised by how much I liked this movie.




























These girls have some serious skills (and a high pain tolerance!). Kinda makes me wanna get into roller derby...and maybe meet a hot guitarist along the way, too? Sigh...






































I WANTWANTWANT Ellen's zebra tshirt! GRAWR! Lovely.



























& I just loveloveloved all the random fashion in this movie! If I were into roller derby, I would dress like Ellen's character, Bliss, 24/7.

I give you a crappy rendition of the various outfits worn in said movie:































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Zebra shirt by Magic Square, $38 CAD
Cropped ballet-style top by Mark Fast, $490 CAD
Calculator watch by Timex, $90 CAD
Green pleated tennis mini skirt from mansionselect.com, price unknown
Orange derby rollerskates from rollerskates.com, price unknown
Blue derby shorts from Marie Claire photo shoot, price unknown
Purple blazer by Ralph Lauren, $880 CAD
Polka dot skirt by Sophie, $42 CAD
Combat boots by Jeffrey Campbell, $305 CAD
Glasses by Benjamin Eyewear, $345 CAD
Vintage wash skinny jeans by American Eagle Outfitters, $53 CAD
Green polo shirt by Henri Cotton, $76 CAD
Various buttons

028. | I just want back in your head. I'm not unfaithful, but I'll stray.

Ellen Page makes me proud to be Canadian. So do Tegan & Sara.
Hurrah for sexy androgynous Canucks!

026. | Like O, like H, in your gut.

I am actually in love with Ms. Mary-Kate Olsen.



















































I would go gay for this gal. Just sayin.

024. | If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it.

The best thing that ever happened to Burberry - Emma Watson. <3 J'adore this girl. INFINITELY. She's come along way from the Philosopher's Stone, I'll say that much... She's always wearing something sparkly, furry, or warm, and knows just how to flatter her figure. + (I envy her gorgeous cheekbones! You could slice bread with those things!)